Why I Drink
Drink a large pint glass of whiskey at 10:00 A.M.
Look out the window at the sun filtering through the green leaves.
Go out into a field and lay in the soft grass.
Close your eyes and feel the sun gently warming your face.
Watch those squirrels and birds jump from branch to branch in the tall trees above you.
Find a pretty caterpillar or beetle and watch it busily going about its business.
Lean back and listen to the birds and the soft drone of a single engine airplane far away.
Smell the wildflowers and fragrant grass all around you.
Go to sleep.
Ahh, Uncle Gabby. Tony Millionaire's iconoclastic, top-hatted monkey is the only one we can think of who can consume an entire pint of whiskey and then not only avoid fistfights and car wrecks, but instead discover the true, rare beauty of nature that the rest of us hardly ever see. Take home one of these figures today and display it proudly on your mantle, look towards it whenever you need guidance.
This highly detailed PVC figure measures 8 inches tall with hat, 6 inches tall without. In addition to a removable hat, Gabby also comes with his regrettable, riled up brain, that you can choose to either keep tucked away under Gabby's hat, or bring him for some truly irresponsible fun!
