Speed Racer My Other Car is a Mach 5 Bumper Sticker

So, your car isn't the powerful Mach 5. Well, there is a way to fool other drivers. Tell them that your OTHER car is a Mach 5. You can do this with the Speed Racer My Other Car is a Mach 5 Bumper Sticker! The car you're currently driving? Well, it's not a race car, so why would you be driving it on the road amongst the other....common vehicles? Duh! Let the driver behind you know that you have another car, just like Speed Racer. And this other car? It's not like the piece of garbage scraping it's rusty undercarriage on the highway you're driving right now. Nope. As a matter of fact, as soon as you get home, you're going to get in your OTHER car, just like the Speed Racer My Other Car is a Mach 5 Bumper Sticker says. Now, get in your (pretend) Mach 5 that the Bumper sticker was talking about and cut the jerk off who pointed and laughed at the Speed Racer My Other Car is a Mach 5 Bumper Sticker! This Speed Racer Bumper Sticker measures 9" across an 3" high.