away!
Front flap of the bag has a zippered pocket and the Family Guy logo, and is edged with red vinyl piping. The red-toned flames on the front are painted vinyl, for added durability, and they're topped with Stewie's face and his constant curse: "Damn You All". The flap stays securely shut with a plastic clasp.
The bag exterior is sturdy black cordura, and the inside is lined with smooth black nylon. Under the flap, there is a small pocket, 4 pen slots, and a cell phone pocket, and an additional full sized pocket. The large interior portion of the bag is lined in nylon, and has an extra side zipper pocket. The sides of the bag have red text that read: "You Suck".
Bag comes with an attached black and red shoulder strap with a slide buckle to adjust the length. The entire bag measures approximately 14.5 inches across, 4 inches wide and 12 inches tall.